My Ordered Idolatry
I wake up and begin preparation for my daily devotions. I routinely eat my granola bar and drink plenty of water so that I will be able to properly worship the body gods, through a morning workout. The morning workout devotion is a staple for those who worship the body gods. It is in the mundane and routine daily devotions that one grows physically. After all, have you ever regretted a workout?Spiritual training is of some value, but physically training shows tangible results. The body gods are always faithful to bless their followers with a runner's high, more energy, or a good appetite for their devotion. Once morning worship is complete I then seek to make a sacrifice to another god in my life, my stomach. Much of my days is spent pondering how I will best serve the stomach god, how much to offer it, when, where, what? As I sit in the office I imagine exactly what I will eat when I get home. When the moment of sacrifice finally comes I can feel my mouth watering as I enter t